"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

(via thefuuuucomics)

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender
dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender
dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender
dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

(via dutchster)

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

(via dutchster)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(via dutchster)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(via thefuuuucomics)

burghers:

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

(via thefuuuucomics)

downeyjred:

#listen up fives #a ten is speaking
downeyjred:

#listen up fives #a ten is speaking
downeyjred:

#listen up fives #a ten is speaking
downeyjred:

#listen up fives #a ten is speaking
downeyjred:

#listen up fives #a ten is speaking
downeyjred:

#listen up fives #a ten is speaking
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH
nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

(via thefuuuucomics)

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

(via dutchster)

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

(via orderofthesoniclightsaber)

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via orderofthesoniclightsaber)

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

(via thats-so-meme)

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

 image

"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
image

why are you so calm about porn
image

Why do you know so much about murdering people
image

(via dutchster)